So every once in a while I get the urge to update my office supplies and it gets really boring always having to resort to the same old.. navy blue stapler, crap pencil, pink eraser. You know, like... regular office tools. Anyways, I figured out it works pretty well to impress girls with like cute office supplies that look like animals. It shows that you're serious (ie. supplies) and still cool and happening (animals).

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First off this Japanese companyIWAKO make the best erasers ever. Like for real. Okay so if the animals aren't cool enough, you can get like hamburger + French fries + sushi, even oddball stuff like scissors and toothpaste. Omg I just want to put them all in my mouth right now.

These crocodile staplers are good for teaching people what Steve Irwin should have figured out but obviously did not (bless his soul) "Don't put your finger in a crocodiles mouth unless you want to get bitten" Kinda small though. And who ever heard of an orange crocodile anyways?

Snake pens show that you're a bad ass and you don't want anybody touching your stuff. Like that Metallica song 'Don't Tread On Me' except its like 'Don't Use My Pens Or I'll Snake Bite You'.

Mouse tipp-ex. Using white out is kind of girly because it looks like you are painting your nails, so that's why guys use this. It looks like a robo-mouse and it spits out like a stripe of white stuff from the nose/mouth, covering up mistakes/nipples or whatever you want.

Hoover Henry is probably a ladybug mixed with an elephant. A while ago some guy was so in love with his Henry he tried to sex have sex with it. The furthest I would go with this is maybe kiss it on the cheek. It's kinda cute.

Wtf not cute. A gorilla head that bites away staple mistakes. He looks like he is getting angry.

©m patrizio

This is good for tape dispensing. Its not really an animal, but you can still eat mushrooms and tape is really really useful. It's by Decole. Another Japanese company. I think in Japan, since they are so business orientated they never get to go out to the woods or stuff, so they have to bring it all to the office instead. Uhg I don't even like hanging out in offices.