This picture got emailed to us with the subject line "Man-Jewlery." Can people please stop affixing the word man- to the front of things to make them seem faggy? Mandals was (and still is) kind of funny. Man-purse was superfluous (just call it a purse and be done with it). Now you can't have a buckle on your belt without being accused of wearing baubles? Granted, this thing looks like it would crotch you something awful if you stood up from a table too fast, but still, it's a fucking belt buckle. Where does it end? If I go on a road trip with buds and no girls come along is it now a mancation? Do I need to get a mancut and manpoo my hair before we leave so I don't get mandruff all over the headrest? Here, sit still for a second, I think you've got a guylash—there you go. As Stiff Little Fingers asked, "Is this the kind of place you want to live?" You realize this whole thing was started by the New York Times to justify writing a two-page "style" article about guys hanging out, don't you? Aka "man dates"? Can we please not let those fuckers win, just this once?
PS: We just realized the buckle note was sent by the guy who made it, which I guess mean he's trying to "own it." Somehow that makes it even worse.